I'm here to meet up with a real cool cat. Maître D': Can I seat you at the coolest table? SpongeBob: No, thank you. You're the coolest customer we've ever had. Frankie Billy: Excuse me, could you turn the volume down on your soup? Old Man Jenkins: Respect your elders! Frankie Billy: Yes, sir! Sorry, sir! Episode 11 Mind the Gap (11.1) SpongeBob: Hey, cool crowd. And anytime someone says somethin' to him, it's always the same response. He just makes that disgustin' condiment soup and listens to his radio, all for free. Krabs: And he don't buy nothin' else neither. I live here, you don't, so beat it! Patrick: Oh no! You can't fool me! This is my rock, and I'm not leaving! Tony: Alright, you daba dose. Patrick: Huh? What's a vanmoose? Tony: You're a few pickles short of a jar, ain't ya, kid? I'll make it simple. And I think it's time for you to vamoose. SpongeBob: What's that? Sandy: Don't babysit my nieces! Insecurity Guards (8.2) Episode 9 Broken Alarm (9.1) Karen's Baby (9.2) Episode 10 Shell Games (10.1) Patrick: Hi, rock. Sandy: I tried to tell ya the first rule of babysitting my nieces. Macadamia, Hazelnut, and Pistachio: BUT WE'D RATHER WRASSLE! Macadamia: (pops the inflatable book) Don't waste your breath. Patrick: Aw, you're just saying that! One Trick Sponge (6.2) Episode 7 The Krusty Bucket (7.1) Squid's on a Bus (7.2) Episode 8 Sandy's Nutty Nieces (8.1) SpongeBob: Story time! (He blows up an inflatable book and begins to read) "Goldyfish and the Three Sea Bears". Episode 4 Gary's Got Legs (4.1) King Plankton (4.2) Episode 5 Plankton's Old Chum (5.1) Stormy Weather (5.2) Episode 6 Swamp Mates (6.1) Bubble Bass: Huh?! Patrick: Hey buddy! Ready for our playdate?! Bubble Bass: I will not associate with such a dimwitted doofus. SpongeBob: We don't want you to miss that flower blooming. Driving on the road! Patrick: Because we turned it into a RV. Krabs: Vandalism is a crime too, you’ve been caught red handed Pineapple RV (3.2) Squidward: SpongeBob, why is your house.
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The Ballad of Filthy Muck (2.2) Old Man Jenkins: Boo! I can't smell, but you two stink! Episode 3 The Krusty Slammer (3.1) Mr. It's a place where guys like me can give their "powerful intellects" a much-needed rest. SpongeBob: What's your club, hmm? Patrick: Uh, it's the Empty Head Society. Gary & Spot (1.2) Episode 2 The Nitwitting (2.1) Patrick: Okay, thanks, buddy. Yee-haw! Old Man Jenkins: Y'all come back and invade any time.
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13 SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout (Episodes 13–14).